nathanmorrow:

shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.

Or the old “can you ask a manager?”

nathanmorrow:

shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.

Or the old “can you ask a manager?”

(Source: notalwaysright.com, via squid-ichorous)

customer service

And this one time Dr. Christian Troy gets invited to this dinner party with all these rich divorcees and other plastic surgeons, and these women are basically deciding which surgeon to give all their money to. So Dr. Christian Troy stands up, takes it dick out, and more or less says, “You should all hire me because here’s my dick.” And you hear it hit the plate.

This is the scene I most often describe to people who don’t watch this show. Just to illustrate whatever the hell this is.

NipTuck show feels what is this even

roachpatrol:

aronjshay:

walkerfarrell:

randeepk:

I feel like shit. Our management company violated our lease and let painters and cleaners in our apartment and a bunch of stuff got stolen. Most importantly my laptop and backup hard drive with 6 years worth of drawings on it. If anyone sees a 15” MacBook retina with 16GB of RAM on it for sale in or around NYC please email or message me.

My pal Randeep got screwed over!  :(  New Yorkers, it’s a big city, but give a glance over Craigslist if you have a moment this weekend.  Buh! 

Hey everyone! I want to spread the word because stuff like this sucks and I’m hoping everyone can give it a signal boost! This person’s work was stolen— the laptop, and hard-drive— the whole kaboodle! Maybe someone will see something somewhere! You never know!
If you see anything or know anything, contact: http://randeepk.tumblr.com

I hope he sues the shit out of that management company, goddamn. Wow. 

roachpatrol:

aronjshay:

walkerfarrell:

randeepk:

I feel like shit. Our management company violated our lease and let painters and cleaners in our apartment and a bunch of stuff got stolen. Most importantly my laptop and backup hard drive with 6 years worth of drawings on it.
If anyone sees a 15” MacBook retina with 16GB of RAM on it for sale in or around NYC please email or message me.

My pal Randeep got screwed over!  :(  New Yorkers, it’s a big city, but give a glance over Craigslist if you have a moment this weekend.  Buh! 

Hey everyone! I want to spread the word because stuff like this sucks and I’m hoping everyone can give it a signal boost! This person’s work was stolen— the laptop, and hard-drive— the whole kaboodle! Maybe someone will see something somewhere! You never know!

If you see anything or know anything, contact: http://randeepk.tumblr.com

I hope he sues the shit out of that management company, goddamn. Wow. 

(via squid-ichorous)

signal boost

Season 5 of Nip/Tuck. Dylan Walsh is a better actor than Julian McMahon but even he looks fucking done with this shit. Julian looked done last season, but they are both completely done. There is very little effort to emote as the character. There’s this underlying look of boredom on both these guys’ faces.

I kinda feel bad for them but not really cause they make way more money than I ever will.

NipTuck show feels so done